Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. by Silly Willy

Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. by Silly Willy

Author:Silly Willy [Willy, Silly]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Banana BBQ
Published: 2014-11-13T05:00:00+00:00


Q: What do you do if your dog chews your dictionary?

A: Take the words out of his mouth!

Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?

A: A crook-odile!

Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A: A watch dog!

Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A: A lawn moo-er!

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

A: Lilly!

Q: How does a dog stop a video?

A: He presses the paws button!

Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?

A: Hiss-story!



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